Saturday, May 21, 2011

The End is Here! It's the JollyRogalypse!


As you have probably heard by now, the world is coming to it's end. Yeah that's right, some church with a website says the end is today. I bet you thought we would all die by slowly but surely polluting the air, destroying our land base and poisoning our water supply in the name of progress. But, it's not like that at all. Don't you feel stupid? The best thing that you could do now would be to go tell your family that you love them one last time and then come on in to the shop and give us your money. You won't be needing it anyway. You never know how many decks you will need in the afterlife so don't be shy.

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